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Forty years of the most useless incompetents ever to set foot on a football pitch.

A hilarious guide to the worst seasons and shock defeats of some of the best-known football clubs, packed with statistics and trivia and fully illustrated with all-action photographs. Even the best clubs have the odd off day and, as this book proves, having a full-to-bursting trophy cabinet, or even a tabloid darling on the ball, is just no guarantee of sporting success.