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’Impress your pals with your range of useless knowledge with the help of this very amusing guide... Ridiculous, but funny!' OK! Magazine, 28 October 2006

From the acclaimed author of best selling Shite’s Unoriginal Miscellany and Eats, Shites and Leaves A. Parody, comes the book you cannot live without. With information on some types of Eel to UK towns’ favourite google search words this alamanac really is the answer to all of life’s questions from the past year and for the year to come. Painstakingly researched, erratically compiled and irreverently written, this compendium of useless facts, inaccurate statistics and preposterous predictions presents a remarkably insightful picture of contemporary existence.