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The most embarrassing, humiliating and hilarious anecdotes from the hugely popular website www.fmylife.com

The idea is simple: in a few sentences, people describe the various moments that have ruined their day. From the sublime and ridiculous to the truly mortifying, these snapshot anecdotes are all 100 per cent genuine, and very, very funny. Including:

�Today, I fell asleep. I felt something on my face. I batted it away. It was my hamster. It died from hitting the wall. FML�

�Today, my girlfriend dumped me proclaiming she wanted someone more like her �Edward�. I asked her who Edward was. She held up a copy of her Twilight book. She was talking about a fictional vampire. FML�